Avocado! The fruit (or vegetable? Who knows really?) of the year! Roaming around earth with its wrinkly, Yoda – looking appearance as if it literally came out of a Star Wars movie.
Somebody needs to break this AvoCycle and speak up on the most annoying things about Avocados. So get your reading glasses on and let’s have a serious AvoChat about the top Avocad-NOs of 2020:
1. AvoShaming
Whatever way this started, some of us didn’t get the memo!
It wasn’t until avocados were falling on top of our heads that we suddenly realised we needed to like the yoda-fruit to be cool!
Have you ever tried to tell your friend you don’t like avocados?
Well, DO NOT!
Spare yourself the judgement and division that it triggers. Once you declare yourself an AvoHater, AvoLovers will come for you as if you just set fire to all of the avocados in the world.
AvoLovers, I urge you, once and for all, stop the AvoShame!!
2. AvoRiping:
Regardless of whether you are an AvoHater or an AvoLover, we can’t deny it: AvoRiping is a real issue! One day too early and it is impossible to use, one day too late and then BOOM! Yoda turns into a brown and mouldy looking thing (Hello, Chewbacca!).
Similarities?
Not even AvoLovers dare to eat this and for all of the AvoHaters out there, congratulations! You have earned yourself a few extra years of life by avoiding this stress.
Image Credit: people.com4. Fraud-ocado
Avocados are tropical, they grow in hotter countries so naturally, you would expect them to be a little expensive, but not THAT expensive!
Mangoes, pineapples, bananas are also grown abroad, but with the price of a single avocado you could nearly buy 2 mangoes, and that is a lot more of tasty fruit! It should literally be considered a high-end product to justify the fact that a regular brunch costs no less than €20 everywhere! Does it really matter though? I mean, people basically scream ‘take my money’ at avocados nowadays.
